Antagonist teams in the Pokemon series ranked by fit checks

3. Team Aqua

Okay, we’re going to be talking about the Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire versions. The original ones were some Jnco pants wearing dorks and I have written them out of my memory as should you.

The outfits look good and comfortable. As people who spend their time near the water and want to make the world covered in even more water, having their outfits look like they function as wetsuits is actually as functional as it is fashionable. Also, the team Aqua logo is well designed, creating an A that also gives Jolly Roger realness was a nice touch.

There are only two things that keep them from achieving a higher rank (because they were almost tied with number 02). First off, rubber boots suck to wear and as this is the outfit you see them wear on dry land a lot, there has got to be a major athlete’s foot problem going on in the bunkers. Secondly, I hate to think that when you join this team they hand you tattered pants. You can’t rip up pants like this while keeping tights intact so these have to be precut like this and that is so silly.

2. Team Skull

Well, if people weren’t commenting when I put Team Rocket down on the list they’re probably doing it now. I love Team Skull’s look so much. Team Skull is a bunch of outcast, lonely people that have basically started their own community where they support each other. And according to one of the grunts, part of their stolen money goes towards trying to make outfits for everyone which means these are put together by hand which is honestly adorable and adds to the charm of this look.

The look actually tells you everything you need to know about them at a glance as they look like themed street punks. The hats are absolutely awesome. The masks pair with them really well (and is also very responsible in the current age). And it absolutely looks like the clothing they can afford. Nothing is really over the top and, unlike most of the costumes on this list, you could probably wear this without feeling like you were wearing a costume. I would absolutely wear that hat/mask combo on a cold day.