5 Things We Can Really Do Without In Kingdom Hearts 3

Spin-offs

I know this isn’t technically something that can be tied to Kingdom Hearts 3, but just you watch. Square Enix will find some god awful way to extend the life of Kingdom Hearts 3 while we wait 20-30 years for them to reboot the series. We’ll get Kingdom Hearts 3.1, 3.5, 3.8, and 3.8 End Sequel Epilogue Afterbirth, in which we hear the hidden backstories of our favorite characters as they desperately try to tie up all the loose ends created by their plethora of existing spin-off titles. There will be a mobile game that no one likes, and every release will be on a different platform.

This is a horrible future I want to avert. Give us a clean break, Square Enix. End Sora’s and Aqua’s and everyone’s stories here with a beautiful finale, and let us walk away in peace so you can start anew later with a new set of heroes. Quit beating these weird dudes in animal suits to death.